Oh. My. God.

I think I just wasted two hours of my life on this game. My butt got sweaty after 30 minutes, and after 40... I pissed myself.

At 1 hour and 20 minutes, I pooped my pants in my diapers.
And at 1 hour and 25 minutes. I had tissues near me colored brown.

At 1 hour and 35 minutes, I lost my girlfriend and got dumped. At 1 hour and 45 minutes, I got out of the dumpster.

At 2 hours, I wanted to get revenge on my ex-girlfriend so I sent her a letter.

Heres what the letter said:

Dear Miley Cyrus,
I wanted to tell you something.
I DONT **** WITH YOU. STUPID *** *****.

(Btw that was a meme i found on youtube, SO DONT U THERE MAKE A POST SAYING YOU WERE OFFENDED BY THE LETTER)

 

NUUUUUUUUU
I killed your brother, Papyrus or whatever your name was.

BEAUTIFUL DEATH IN A GAME

 

bro its a meme reference because if you try sparing sans in the genocide run he auto kills you and the game over screen says "geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett dunked on" and it was a meme joke of get dunked/dumped on


DIRTY BROTHER KILLE-
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
oh smit i better get some ketchup

 

getttttttttttt dunked on!

 

I know lel. I just wanted to show my hate for him. He must feel the #Bern

 

you're going to have a bad time.

 

based on his experience so far
id say he already had a pretty bad time

 

Lol :P Btw nice signature

 

thanks
its my own masterpiece

 

Must have taken centuries of quality work to put together, huh?

 

sweat blood n tears went into it